Its really nice having a boyfriend who actually does what he says and cooks you dinner and is just wonderful and I’m really happy :)
So I have a boyfriend now and he is super cute and pays attention to me and is cooking me dinner Thursday :) he lives kinda far but he is going to move soon and eee I’m so happy to finally meet someone who actually wants a relationship and likes me for me and just yay happy laura.
Also my room mate is gone until Saturday and its slightly creepy here.
And its like she never fucking apoligizes
I’m so fucking tired of my room mate eating my food without asking. Just because you said get ice cream doesn’t mean I bought you ice cream. That was my ice cream not yours and she never buys hder own food and I have no clue how we are going to pay rent because she fucking quit her job and just expects me to ask my mom for money like no I’m not going to look irrisponsible because of you. I can pay my half. You’re the one who needs to ask someone for extra money not me. But of course she is going out of town right before it is due putting this all on me. Its my fucking food and money but she gets all angry whenever I say something about it. Ahe just dumped her change on my desk cause I said it wasn’t her ice cream I’m so sick of this we are supposed to be adults and you don’t act like one.
It really bothers me when people go shopping and buy a bunch of crap when they owe me kind of a lot of money :(
You know your life is a mess when you lose one bra strap without knowing
I fucking hate people most of the time
Except kevin barnes and rebecca and all of of montreal because they are my favorite people.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
Guys rebecca cash is 22 she is two months younger than me what I thought she was older but we are totes bffs and the show tonight was amazing!
Song of the Week
Feminine Effects - Of Montreal featuring Rebecca Cash
It may not be from the new album, but I’ve been listening to this song on repeat. The studio version and the one without Rebecca Cash are both good too, but I first heard it live and I’ve grown to prefer it that way.
“I always wanted to start a feud with Kevin Barnes from of Montreal. This started with the now-imfamous dis song he wrote about my good friend / sometimes “girlfriend” Eva (“Bunny Aint No Kind of Rider”) My plan was to beat him up or at least shank him on stage. I saw him everywhere over the course of the weekend and kind of snarrled at him from across the catering table. He was walking around in the middle of the day wearing blue glitter eyemakeup and asspants. Long story short: we were driving away at the end of the night sunday, and i saw him being interviewed by the pitchfork dudes on video. I ran up and grabbed the mic (thinking i was going to humiliate him on a small level, and look all badass) and asked him “Why are you such a pretentious fucktard?” and he looks at me and says really saddly “Because I havent figured it out yet…”
I walked away feeling like such a fucking asshole. I got served. I told the guys in the van to hold up and ran back over to him after he was interviewed and apologized and explained my feudconcept. He was really cool and nice. Then he came and hung out with us for the rest of the night.” - Bradford Cox
wait I just realized something
the lyrics from “Jan Doesn’t Like It”
"I met your friend at the festival. He asked me why I was so pretentious as I was being interviewed."
Could that have been inspired by this moment??? Maybe???
I knew it!
Omg they are soundchecking wintered debts ahhhh
Hi if any of you guys are going to the of Montreal show at the cradle tomorrow you should find me and say hi! I’ll be the girl up front with purple hair!
Also hi I’m alive i just have a crappy computer and tumblr is weird on my phone
My room mate is being awful and said she will pay me back but to never speak to her again. Are you fucking kidding me? All I said was to please stop eating all the food my mom bought for me and that I needed her to pay me back cause it has been 2 months. I don’t know what I did. I’m a really nice and easy to get along with person so why do people hate me and why do I have no friends :( I didnnt clean as much as I should but that is no reason to say that and yell at me. Maybe calmly ask hey maybe we should make a list of who does what plus her friend who ate all our food made the mess so why should I clean? I have been nothing but nice and giving to her and this is what I get?